I like three things about this life right now.
A) I am old enough to go to concerts at 21 and over clubs.
B) I get my ID checked at said clubs.
C) When the guard sees a small plastic bag sticking out of my pocket he says, "Looks like you have some goodies there." Implying that perhaps I'm trying to sneak something not so legal into the venue. To which I put on a big grin, pull out the bag, and say, "Yeah, my friend gave me cookies!"
I love tricking people into thinking I'm a junkie when really I just have a sweet tooth. This is the life I lead.
A) I am old enough to go to concerts at 21 and over clubs.
B) I get my ID checked at said clubs.
C) When the guard sees a small plastic bag sticking out of my pocket he says, "Looks like you have some goodies there." Implying that perhaps I'm trying to sneak something not so legal into the venue. To which I put on a big grin, pull out the bag, and say, "Yeah, my friend gave me cookies!"
I love tricking people into thinking I'm a junkie when really I just have a sweet tooth. This is the life I lead.
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